Olympics Shylmpics

Seems all the talk at the moment is still about some sporting fest taking place in east London later in the year. Do these people not realise that there's far more interesting sport to be had before then, further from home in eastern Europe? Dear old Croydon boy Woy has to pick the squad he'll take to Krakow soon. Predicting who he'll go for is a tad tricky. Terry or Ferdy? Brunt or Beckham? Bent or Odemwingie (is he eligible for England?). But come on, press. Leave talk about synchronised swimming and that gym event where they wave a streamer about while prancing across a crash mat until the final whistle blows in from the east.