Help! The Aged

Well, at least at the last World Cup, there was someone playing who was older than me - dear old David James. But now, merely two years on, there's not only no one with as many years (and as much flab) under their belt as I, but there's precious few players with the decency to have been born in the same decade as me (the Seventies). A lot of players even have the cheek to boast a birthdate in the Nineties! Born in the Nineties? What is that all about? The game has moved on...