But instead of homing in on commentators' cliches, this time I'm going to try and predict some of the newspaper headlines we might see in the English/British press during the tournament.
I'll be adding to them and ticking them off, if or when I see them (or something similar) or anyone draws my attention to them. And I might even run a little Best Headline Of The Tournament if I can be arsed.
It Never Ukraines When It Pours.
Spain's Ukreign Is Over
On Me Hodgson
There's No Balotelling Him
England's Coming Home