Is on BBC1 this Saturday night, as it has been on every bloody Saturday night since, I don't know, but hold on a minute, this isn't the place for television promotions.
This post is meant to talk about the injury strife England have suffered over the last few days.
It started with a kiss, no it didn't, it was a ruddy broken finger for er... the Norwich keeper. The aptly initialed Gareth Barry went down next with a groinal, and today Lampard's Thigh ended his tournament before it began.
On the upside it means no pundits will have to debate the 'Can Lampard and Gerrard play in the same England team' issue ad nauseum. On the downside, well, we haven't really got anyone decent to replace Lamps.