Poland? Been twice. Ukraine? Very nice, I'm sure, but I'll be staying near my armchair and fridge for this tournament thank you very much, making wildly inaccurate predictions and passing comment on the games and the telly coverage.
No? Me neither.
Guess that's one key difference between the Euros and the World Cup. No one gives as much of a shit about it. But let's face it, the last World Cup was a bit shit. Here's hoping this tournament's a bit more interesting.